body, a, a:hover { cursor:url(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h225/van21691/free-themes/cursor/mustache/pink.png), auto } I’m Jazmyn. This blog is a kamikaze of nerd fighting, gender equality, racial harmony, Music, Lana Del Rey, and bullshit. I’m an angel looking to get fucked hard. Santana Lopez is my spirit animal. Lana Del Rey is my girlfriend.You’re about as relevant as the third member of Destiny’s child.Tumblr (3.0; @ifiwasyourunicorn)http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thealbinoweave.tumblr.com/post/40566201334/do-you-ever-have-so-much-to-do-that-you-just" target="_blank">thealbinoweave</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap</p> </div> </blockquote>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53316439675http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53316439675Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:02:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/021fa64b60d9a37e15545bea33bf8030/tumblr_mnljjtLfWq1qkvwt8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53316069361http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53316069361Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:56:32 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcn6t06WNl1rzcqedo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcn6t06WNl1rzcqedo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/53313899331/see-more" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">epic-humor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">see more</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53316056101http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53316056101Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:56:20 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a09febeae3511dcdf2e11467c29e7c0/tumblr_mnm6m0Hv2z1soni85o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53316047475http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53316047475Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:56:13 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1864f354cc0fb8ab7dfb1ed313a383ce/tumblr_molkf79gcF1qjwkflo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53316039420http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53316039420Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:56:06 -0700<blockquote> <p><span>*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town</span></p> </blockquote>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53315992444http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53315992444Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:55:22 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/52756767999/my-downward-spiral-started-when-i-was-like-6" target="_blank">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my downward spiral started when i was like 6</p> </blockquote>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53314114828http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53314114828Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:27:48 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a575c985806d6a41be4afb26e5d68130/tumblr_mod6o1QBme1riyp8co1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53314110728http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53314110728Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:27:45 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f43b7f5a748c225c70eaa4e3af95249/tumblr_mnzg9jrnTe1riae2mo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53314107151http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53314107151Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:27:42 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/527df8f8ff82a3c805f1abe249d1e4ba/tumblr_mj3m3jDbPu1qj69pfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53314103180http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53314103180Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:27:38 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ab8ukjhU1qg0l6xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53312774580http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53312774580Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:08:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98cc11b740bdbd57098240afad12f76e/tumblr_mfvnwlAQJG1qeip36o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://detention.tumblr.com/post/52890544706/i-follow-back-1oo" target="_blank">detention</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%</p> </blockquote>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53312762816http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53312762816Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:08:18 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/866812f1eb6233f01913c2b9bf7b6e37/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/365fd9750b0235b277f4a374078db725/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e61233b06224d4444bea343e15a8d649/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48a9a3c2493c445ee22b525780c2dc78/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/689979737a00262474ee43b5ffbfddde/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c0fd6aa037aede0c90c1fca901f9334/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e1f3538d430f9a84ba539401f3ca337/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a059742b406fc9ce34e34be9ef6410f/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d13b0f5fd26e439a72a7e9ed90d7c7d6/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6587bcbd76ca6f36599f115a7cf2ae73/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko9_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53312008289http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53312008289Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:56:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c11f056cdf6ee72192bd74adacdc6619/tumblr_mok4kaGBnK1qa8arko1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f17ec68aca7f7cec10230285a45e336/tumblr_mok4kaGBnK1qa8arko2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33fcb3087110d6a7fa2d86c8ffdf0bd1/tumblr_mok4kaGBnK1qa8arko3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://yesimbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/53289150563/reinaafricana-nerjj-shes-so-positive-if" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">yesimbeyonce</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reinaafricana.tumblr.com/post/53280747644/nerjj-shes-so-positive-if-you-become-a" target="_blank">reinaafricana</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerjj.tumblr.com/post/53228034859" target="_blank">nerjj</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>She’s so positive.</p> </blockquote> <p>“If you become a home wrecker…”<br/>her: “You mean when?”</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD</p></blockquote>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311816852http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311816852Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:54:12 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0330442f5df52dfd5d488e3c8edcc57/tumblr_molp5jMaTq1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/53291180286/oh-watermelonitra" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ratchetmess</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oh, Watermelonitra…</p></blockquote>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311748405http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311748405Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:53:14 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afrosinspace.tumblr.com/post/53290979087/i-love-cocky-black-girls-being-so-is" target="_blank">afrosinspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love cocky Black girls.</p> <p>Being so is revolutionary given we’re constantly told to be in a place of subservience to literally everyone.</p> <p>Be cute, get money.</p> <p>That’s the motto.</p> </blockquote>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311716890http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311716890Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:52:48 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kawaiicornsnake.tumblr.com/post/51485627137/kawaiicornsnake-i-think-the-real-question-is" target="_blank">kawaiicornsnake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kawaiicornsnake.tumblr.com/post/47354819220/i-think-the-real-question-is-why-should-a-girl" target="_blank">kawaiicornsnake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years</p> </blockquote> <p>Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy</p> </blockquote> <p>Everything I do is for myself.</p>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311593412http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311593412Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:51:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bs753UFc1r1mmeuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311358105http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311358105Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:47:48 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2f32aa4208c3d99638d965d3581e6e9/tumblr_mkr0goxaPs1qb5wbbo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97358ebf8884f21e9d1574b8f88efd6a/tumblr_mkr0goxaPs1qb5wbbo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/caeeaa54b63ea2b0d4771ed53b51c9bc/tumblr_mkr0goxaPs1qb5wbbo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0858c424d305139ebd862aea7e7599d8/tumblr_mkr0goxaPs1qb5wbbo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01dbabd356200d5cbbb3d76a759c1202/tumblr_mkr0goxaPs1qb5wbbo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d0831c98b95fd5c531f9457a330006c/tumblr_mkr0goxaPs1qb5wbbo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d23060c3bdab4c89ca917e410ec654f/tumblr_mkr0goxaPs1qb5wbbo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8aae62401411b9e118a560ef2fe5404a/tumblr_mkr0goxaPs1qb5wbbo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f0c59fb0aeae720ff2308b922c5bc9c/tumblr_mkr0goxaPs1qb5wbbo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93c9bad752019f6dc55db46919ab5a30/tumblr_mkr0goxaPs1qb5wbbo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tht1arab.tumblr.com/post/53236879411/androphilia-muslim-women-against-femen-you-go" target="_blank">tht1arab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://androphilia.tumblr.com/post/47132286564/muslim-women-against-femen" target="_blank">androphilia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/groups/408107599288286/" target="_blank"><strong>Muslim Women Against FEMEN</strong></a></p> </blockquote> <p>You go girls.</p> </blockquote>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311335477http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311335477Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:47:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68b7a9670c6d653972b620662a37260a/tumblr_moltuorOSR1rvfns3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311249982http://ifiwasyourunicorn.tumblr.com/post/53311249982Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:46:16 -0700